Yay! I bought a USB adapter thingy for connecting my keyboard to my computer! I love typing, actually, and do have a computer, but my phone is more portable and convenient. I can even look more interesting if I was to go sit at a coffee shop! And everyone wants to accomplish that, right?
Thank you, Chinese friend, for the adapter thingy. (And yes, I was really excited knowing that I got something from an actual Chinese person in China.)